Two blone

A guy finds a lamp and rubs it. Out pop two blonde genies. They thank him and offer him 3 wishes. He thinks for a minute, and poof...

He's in a vast room filled with $100 bills to his waist. He looks across the room and sees a door. He makes his way through the money to the door and opens it...

Now he is in another room filled with beautiful, naked women. He looks across the room and sees another door. He fondles his way across the room to that door and opens it...

Where he finds the two blonde genies who drag him to a tree and hang him by the neck until he is dead.

As they are walking away the one turns to the other and says, "I understand why he wanted wealth beyond his wildest dreams. I understand why he wanted to be surrounded by beautiful, naked women. By, why in the world did he want to be hung like a black man?"