Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.

When Alexander Graham Bell finally finished inventing the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

Why doesn't chuck Norris have hair on his balls? Because hair doesn't grow on steel.

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. Now it's just known as the Islands

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. After 5 hours of excruciating pain, the snake finally died

Chuck Norris has a Gmail id.. google@chucknorris.com

When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up, he push down earth