Strange and funny items from Taobao.com.. Number 10 is adorable!

1. Three-Penis Wine (Tezhi Sanbian Jiu) 
This particular rice wine has various types of animal penis brewed in it to grant vitality to the drinker. The label on the back of the bottle says it contains seal penis, deer penis and Cantonese dog penis, all of them popular ingredients in Chinese traditional medicine, said to increase male potency and virility.So if you’re looking for a special Valentine’s Day gift for your partner, look no further than Three-Penis Wine





2. The DJI Phantom 2 Quadcopter
Last November, the rebels in Syria announced they had shot down a drone operated by government forces. As soon as pictures of the drone appeared on the internet, it was recognised as a product sold on Taobao by a Shenzhen-based Chinese company.






3. Live scorpions
On Taobao, live scorpions are popular merchandise, with more than 800 vendors offering anything from African emperor sorpions sold as pets to live Chinese armour-tail scorpions offered as health food





4. Breast milk soap
One vendor explains on her page that she makes her soap with her own breast milk because her son cannot drink it all. The soaps are gentle, so can be used by both adults and babies, the vendor says. She also claims that the soaps are not only good for deep-cleansing adult skin, but also effective against nappy rash on infants




5. Taoist Talismans
Over thousands of years the ancient philosophy and religion of Taoism has become tightly woven into the Chinese way of life. The Taoist clergy, offering "Fu" is said to possess special powers that can either bring the purchaser good luck or help to ward of ill fortune. Taoist symbols are written on special paper and religious rituals performed to strengthen its soothing property. The Fu is then folded in a special pattern and sealed in a pouch. It can then be either put inside the baby's crib or under the pillow.






6. Yak testicles in a gift box 
The next time you are at a loss as to what to get for [insert name of hard-to-shop-for person here], just remember – there's always the yak testicles option. And, for your convenience, they come nicely packaged in a lush gift box, one that I am sure could easily act as a display box as well. Now, I realize that eating the testicles of an animal is not unusual at all in certain parts of the world – in China they are usually touted as a "manly" food that will help cure any, um, problems, a man may be having in the bedroom. But this is certainly the first time I have seen them packaged so darn prettily. I am still trying to figure out the sort of person for whom this gift would be appropriate – perhaps something a wife could give to her husband

7. Stool Shaped Plush Toys
This faeces-shaped plush toy, complete with idiotic smile, would be the perfect present for… someone with a fetish? A girlfriend who draws no lines when it comes to her doll collecting addiction? A child who is in that stage where everything related to bodily functions is hilarious? I'm actually not really sure who would benefit most from this gift – all I know is that the translated description of it online makes it worth every penny. I mean, who wouldn't want a "drooling poo doll stool faeces plush doll toy"?




8. Bruce Willis' Head Figurines 
Real life head figurines (1/6 of the real size)

9. Amazing Vegetables and Fruit Mould
Did you know you can literally grow cute Buddha Pear? All you need is to grow the fruit in a mould. They have different kinds of mould, square mould for water melons and apples. Star and heart shape mould for cucumbers!



 


10. Funny and Cute 2D Bag
Stylish, colorful 2D bags that look 3D. These canvas and polyester bags are strong, and take us back to earlier times. These purses are deliberately girly and tacky at the same time!