The general says, “Alright, I’ll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get overhere!”
The private reports as ordered, “Yes sir?” The general says, “See that man over there? Kill him!” Without hesitating, the private kills the man. The general says, “See? That man has balls!”
The air marshal says, "That’s nothing. AC, get over here!” The aircraftsman reports, “Yes, sir?” The air marshal says, “See that man over there? Kill him and then kill yourself.” Without blinking, the aircraftsman pulls out his M-16 and blows away the guy, then turns the rifle on himself and unloads several rounds.
The air marshal says, “See? Now that man has balls!”
The admiral says, “That’s nothing.” He calls to a seaman high up on a tower, “Hey, seaman, jump off that tower!” The seaman answers, “Excuse me, sir?” The admiral repeats, “JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!” The seaman replies, “Go to hell, sir!”
The admiral says, “See? That man has balls and he’s got brains too!”
