Penguin Joke

A police officer is hanging by a speed trap and he sees a man in a convertible... with a penguin in the passenger seat! He pulls them over.

"Sir, what are you doing with a penguin?"

"I saw him wondering around the streets, so I adopted him. Isn't he cute!"

"Sir, you are to take that penguin to the zoo immediately."

"Yes officer."

Next day officer is at the same exact speed trap and sees the same exact car... with the same exact penguin!

"Sir, I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!"

"I did officer. Had a blast! Today we're going to the beach!"