Taxi driver

A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, & smashed against a wall.

Then the driver said: Don't you ever do that again, you scared me! The passenger asked: How did a little touch scare u so much?Driver replied, Its my first day as a taxi driver. I've been driving a van carrying Dead Bodies for the last 25 years.