Teach me how to fly a plane

A plane was transporting a bunch of madmen to a well facilitated psychiatric hospital and they were making a lot of noise, the pilot was getting quite fed up, he couldn't take the noise anymore... when suddenly one of the madmen entered the cabin...

Madman: Teach me how to fly a plane.

Pilot: I would, but under one condition.

Madman: What?

Pilot: I will teach you only if you can get your friends to keep quiet.

Madman: Ok
(5 mins later the plane is suddenly very quiet).

Pilot: Wow!! How did you get them to keep quiet?

Madman: I opened the door and told them to go play outside
Teach me how to fly a plane Teach me how to fly a plane Reviewed by Unknown on February 23, 2013 Rating: 5
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