Lawyer vs Pathologist

Lawyer- Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse ?

Pathologist- No.

Lawyer- Did you listen to the heart ?

Pathologist - No.

Lawyer- Did you check for breathing ?

Pathologist - No.

Lawyer - So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you ?

Pathologist - Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

Lawyer vs Pathologist Lawyer vs Pathologist Reviewed by Unknown on February 27, 2013 Rating: 5
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